Monday, December 22

Hey There, Mr. President

Man, I thought Michelle was the hot one! Ok, she still is. But Barack is pretty sexy! I'd Marilyn Monroe him. Well, no, that would be rude to Michelle, and she's my idol. But he's got some nice abs for a guy with a fucking hectic job. Guarantee you Dubya hasn't looked like this since his beer pong days in college (as opposed to his beer pong days in the Oval Office, you know he does it). Which brings me back to my frequent question: how good is Barack and Michelle's sex? And now I answer myself, more fervently than ever before, that it is awesome. And I think that's good for the entire country, really.

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