Viral Video Vendsday.

So Massachusetts just elected some new senator that's a Republican. Now the Democrats don't have the SUPER majority. Still a majority, just not the super kind. I acknowledge all the hard work Ted Kennedy did during his time in senate. But just because the Democrats don't have the Super Majority doesn't mean healthcare still can't change. Do I want it to change? On principle, yes, nationalized healthcare is a good thing. But in reality, I can see why it is so difficult. But it doesn't help when idiots like this are allowed to voice their opinion. We only need free speech if your speech is the same is my speech, ya dig?





Also, let's talk about the new Republican senator Scott Brown's centerfold spread in Cosmo magazine in 1982. He apparently won the title of "America's Sexiest Man." Gross. But my point is, WHAT A HUGE FUCKING DOUBLE STANDARD. If this were a female coyly hiding her balls behind a limp wrist, people would be calling her a slut and shaming her name all over the media. But all Senator Brown gets are blushing cheeks and praise for how confident he is. This article on Jezebel really spells it out. (Thanks for the tip MM.)

Rachel Maddow also talks about the lack of women politicos in the state of Massachusetts and different stereotypes the supposedly "liberal" state defied this week.

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Rachel Maddow is SO GAY.

First off, this is our 101st post!!!!!!!! BADASS.

Now to business. My girl, Rachel Maddow, was on the Jimmy Fallon show last night and she couldn't have looked more gay, been more charming, or spilled more gin. She can make me a Bijou any day.

Real People are Awesome.

This made Hasselbitch bearable! She’s a person! A real one! Who can talk sanely to other real people!

Clearly real people rule.

Rachel Maddow is a real person.

And she made The View bearable.

They talked about her coming out and meeting her partner, which she described as a “gay Desperate Housewives.”

And then Bawbra Wahtlahs says something about Whoopi coming out, to which the most ambiguous one replies “please, that door’s been open for years.” I’m sorry, it has? What? Are you saying Whoopi is a Big Gay Homo? I totally didn't see that one coming. I might have to go reevaluate my belief system.

If you missed the most bearable episode of The View ever, you can watch Maddow's clip here. It’s worth it. Because besides all of the talk about Maddow’s coming out and how they make her wear makeup and what not, they actually talk about the economy and they do it without yelling. Hasslebitch kind of actually bows down. I think it’s because our hero Maddow referenced how freeze spending caused the first depression to be “Great.” She’s so clever. I see what she did there.

And then to top it all off is the shoulder tap Maddow gives Hasselbitch at the end. The Shoulder Tap That Launched 1,000 speculation.

The Abbreviation “V-day” makes me think dirty things.

V-day. It means many things. A day of love. Or sadness. A day of awareness for Women. The one day a year when I get to see The Vagina Monologues. And if you’re a lesbian, a day for a Rachel Maddow e-card. Send me one at chattyxkathy@gmail.com since I don’t have a special someone.



Don’t forget to vote for us in the lezzy’s! nominating ends the 9th!

Returning the favor...

To whom? Who is Obama returning the favor to by inviting the Evangelical right-wing pastor Rick Warren from Saddleback Church (does this conjure images of leather and gay men for anyone else…?) to administer the invocation at his inauguration? The same man who compared gay marriage to pedophilia and incest? Umm… ok. Those are totally the same. You win. Or, The millions of Americans who turned out to vote for a President standing for change in the extremely important election this year? Who deserves a return of favor more? WHO??? Oh yeah, that pastor who invited you to speak at his church. Once. A few years ago. Clearly that makes sense. Who needs to return the favor to Americans? Clearly not our president-elect. Some claim this as an attempt at being "inclusive." Is it really? Or does it just alienate everyone who voted? Obama, are you stupid? Or high? Please… at least be high. That’s legitimate.

Last night, while watching the gayest episode of the Rachel Maddow Show to date, a small fact that I try so hard to forget was brought back to my attention. Besides the obvious being Obama’s skin color, the small issue that Obama is anti-gay marriage. Yet FOR equality for gays and lesbians. Wait. What? Those aren’t the same? Or at least related? This video from big gay homo bear icon Anderson Cooper’s show on CNN covers all the bases.



It also brings to my attention that if the gays are not the same as everyone else and are actually less than a person here in America, why do you care so much what we think!?!?!? Oh right, because you can’t tell the difference between gay money and straight money, it’s money all the same. People also seem to watch what they say when addressing the issue of gay equality, probably because they don’t want to piss off the gays. Because if you piss off a gay, we aren’t afraid to call you out on the fact that you are denying an American citizen American rights. I would like some state, but hold the church please. Thanks.

A Gift for Chatty Kathy

The always dyketastic Rachel Maddow posed alongside some other bitches (Katie Couric and Campbell Brown) on the cover of Vogue! She talked about her job at MSNBC and other crap, but more importantly, she remained her adorable butchie self and refused to glam up for anyone. Hell yeah girl. She even kept her glasses. See? Women don't have to pose like sexual objects to get into magazines! You can do it by being quirky and bright and having a neat news show, too.

The other pictures are below if you care.




Chatty Kathy response: CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!

Michael Cera is Actually a Lesbian.

So, it’s finals week and after 4 cups of coffee and not a drop of studying I realized something. Something that only a Big 10 school can teach me, because with this 4 degree (yes, 4 whole degrees!) weather, I have a lot of time on my hands to not study. My revelation? MICHAEL CERA IS ACTUALLY A LESBIAN. Yes. You heard it here. Michael Cera is a lesbian. Welcome to the clan!
Shocked you are? Disgusted you are? Intrigued you are? Want to watch what he does in bed even though you know you a) shouldn’t want to look and b) don’t want to realize that, yes, it’s possible? Well, for you doubters out there, here’s proof.

He wears a lot of plaid, or oddly patterned collared shirts.



He’s best friends with a chubby, curly headed, Jew.

His hobbies include photography. (every lesbian I know has dappled in the world of lenses and light)
He plays guitar. At least 3 chords.


When someone offers to help carry the luggage, he says "No, I got it. I GOT IT."


Delightfully awkward, he’s that baby dyke in high school who is sort of artsy (I hate that word) has a fashion sense that won’t be cool until everyone else in your graduating class is pregnant and you’re living in New York rubbing elbows with the rich (and by rich I mean poor) and pretentious. This sort of reminds me of another lesbian whom I find just as adorable, if not more so...

Plaid.

Fashion sense.

Friends with a Jew.

[Unfortunately, the rumors are true, Olbermann is not Jewish:
CROSS: It‘s Unitarian.
OLBERMANN: Good, I was raised in that faith. So there‘s just a lot of political talk, no actually religion involved. OK, that‘s going to get me in trouble with my ancestors. (Read the whole transcript here.) But for argument's sake, let's just pretend.]

And just because we can: PRECIOUS.