Wednesday, April 1

Oprah and Gayle

Today, in an article in her magazine, that will soon have our friend Ellen on the cover, Oprah made the statement:

“Gayle and I have been friends for a really long time. But, the fact that we were more than friends has been speculated for years, and, once and for all, I wanted to be true to myself and Gayle and say that yes, we have been partners for more than 10 years.”

But, what about Steadman? You ask. Well, Oprah has an answer for that as well:

“Steadman knew from the beginning. He was just such an important part of my life that I couldn’t cut him out. I think he was the one who always knew but was kind enough to let me figure it out myself.”

As for Gayle, she is silent on the matter, but is busy calling Babeland in order to get her hands on strap-ons and other goodies to give away to audience members in the coming weeks.

I can’t wait to hear Oprah yell: “HHEEEEEEEEY OH! You get a silicon dildo! And YOU get a silicon dildo! And you get a silicon dildo!”

My dream has come true.

Just kidding… APRIL FOOLS!

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  1. Hahahahaha we're friends for a reason.

  2. wow not funny. cause it is now april 2nd and i had no reason to expect fallicies.