The Grossest Day of the Year

... is over. Congratulations, all you single people who survived it without killing yourselves. For your restraint, please enjoy this video of Stains, new supastar of the small screen (because of the lovely Joel McHale) and the internet because of everyone in the world who found this video and thought it was funny. To all of you who have a significant other, go fuck them, because you can. This video is not for you.



Poor Stains! Poor all of us. I'm ready for fucking St. Patrick's Day!